Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hunger

No, this is not a deep post about how I'm hungering for some mental or emotional or spiritual food. I've simply reached the point of night where I'm hungry again and should probably just go to bed in order to avoid eating.

Let me break it down for you. Maybe I'm an anomaly in this, or maybe I'm just telling you something you already know. Regardless, this is how it works:
-Eat dinner around 6 o'clock. Be full for a while.
-Around midnight, realize you're a little hungry again, but figure you're going to bed soon enough, it doesn't matter.
-An hour or two later, you realize you're actually starving. Your stomach is craving something (for me, it's garlic bread. It's always garlic bread. Or Chinese food.)
-You are now faced with a difficult decision. You could either eat and get fat, since you won't be doing anything to burn the nutrients you just ingested, or you could go to bed.

I seem to have a problem with going to bed, because I am finished with my homework and still planted in my chair. Probably for two reasons: A) it's comfortable. B) It's a pain to get out of my little cave/corner. I can't even fully open my desk drawer.

Before you say anything, I would like to point out that my roommate and I had to move all the furniture around by ourselves, and by the time I realized that I couldn't open my drawer, it was too late. I don't keep a whole lot in there, as most of what I need hangs out on my desk, rather than in it. However, sometimes it'd be nice to be able to store something in there.

Maybe if I talk about food, my mind will think it's actually eating. Now seems like a good time to introduce the world to a little thing I like to call "Fiero's Theory of Universal Ingredients." What is this theory, you ask? It's fairly simple. I believe there are three ingredients: chocolate, cheese, and bacon, that can go with anything. Even each other. Chocolate covered bacon? Yes please. Omelet with bacon in it? Delicious. These three things can fit into any dish, I'm nearly positive.

Do you have those foods you could eat forever and not get tired of? I do. Garlic bread is, I'm fairly certain, the highest on that list. But it also includes good, freshly made tortillas, crab puffs, and bacon. I could eat those things every day for the rest of forever.

Yeah, this isn't working. I'm now salivating, and my brain is definitely not being fooled into thinking it's eating something. I'm going to bed. I'll eat something tomorrow. Maybe it'll be something delicious. I might have to do some doctoring to the cafeteria food, that's always fun.

So hungry...

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