Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hey. How's it goin'?

No, I haven't forgotten about you guys, my semi-loyal readers. I've simply been very busy. This is the awkward conversation you have with a friend you haven't seen in a while. Not a best friend, as conversations there are rarely awkward. No, this is one of those conversations where you have a specific question or thing to say to someone, then after you get that out of the way, everything gets reeeaaaal quiet. So I'm currently typing this on a school computer as, you guessed it, my computer's acting up. Again. But it's ok, because I'm going to be sending it off soon to get it fixed under the warranty! Yay! So now I'm at a loss. I still have 9 minutes before I need to go walk to class, and I don't really have anything else interesting to say, other than my posts will be kinda sparse for a while, as I won't have my computer. But now you can go back and read your favorites! Yeah, that'll be fun. You can read your favorite posts of mine (maybe the ones with pictures, or the ones where I rant. Though the latter applies to most of them), and I'll wait anxiously for my computer to return to me, hopefully in working order. Hm. 7 minutes now. Maybe I'll just tell a story. Yes, here's the short story of the sparrow and the squirrel. One day, there was a sparrow, hopping about on the ground and looking for tasty worms to eat. Suddenly, he received blunt force head trauma and died. The cause? A squirrel had thrown his acorn at the sparrow for getting too close to the tree. The squirrel felt badly, as he hadn't meant to kill the squirrel, simply scare him away. However, he then remembered that animals are generally thought to be devoid of feelings such as guilt, and only possess survival instincts. He then proceeded to gather more nuts for the winter. The sparrow went on to decompose, and give nutrients to the grass growing where he had fallen. The end. The moral of the story is twofold! Firstly, don't get too close to trees where squirrels reside. They're bad news. Secondly, when you die and decompose, you give nutrients to the earth. Hm. It's close enough to classtime now. Adios, readers! This felt good...

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