Maybe you'll look at the time stamp on this post and wonder why it's at such an odd time. "I thought this was a daily blog, why is he posting at 3:10 AM?" I'll tell you that it's because my sleep schedule is weird and I'm still on Friday. Just like that last blog post was technically Friday morning but was still Thursday for me. You'll get used to it eventually. Goodness knows I have.
Basically, I'm tired. And I was thinking to myself, what exactly is wittiness? Why do I labor under the impression that I have it? (Thank you friend Mallory) I certainly hope I can manage to live up to the expectations you have for me here. If I do, please let me know. If I'm not and you constantly find yourself wondering why you read the mindless drivel of a college student, please leave. You're looking for a little x button. Click any you find until whatever displeases you goes away.
I was asked today what this blog is about, and truthfully, I have no idea. It'll be about whatever flows from my fingertips when I sit down to type. Maybe you'll get deep, philosophical thoughts and other things that make you think. Maybe I'll say something that will cause you to change your entire life, go out and see the world, sell everything you own and turn to a life of asceticism as a monk (which reminds me of a great joke I'll tell here in a minute). Or maybe you'll get ranting about time stamps and how to make displeasing things on the internet go away. Who knows?
OK, joke time:
Q: Why did the interior designer put a monk in the living room?
A: He found it ascetically pleasing!
Get it? 'Cause ascetically sounds like aesthetically? Eh, forget you guys, I'm goin' to bed.
P.S. I know I said the time stamp is 3:10 AM up there. And it was, when I wrote that line. It's later now. Deal.
If your blog posts are anything like what you write and read aloud in and for class, it'll be witty, amusing, and bring a smile to people's faces. You have a gift for humor, my friend, and I'm looking forward to reading more of what you write.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, maybe if you post every day that will inspire ME to keep up MY blog daily too (I too am inspired by that same teacher! :) ).