So I figured you guys deserve a legitimate post that isn't me ranting about something. Maybe I'll tell you a story, accompanied by cute and hilarious pictures that illustrate my points and make you laugh until you wet yourself. Except I don't have many of this stories and I can't draw worth a darn. I'll give you a picture I drew later on here. Yeah, that'll make a good little gimmick to keep you all coming back.
So it's snowing again. Not a lot, but it's definitely snowing. It was 50 degrees yesterday. Last week it was up into the 70s. Why does this happen? Nebraska weather sucks, that's why.
I really hope these posts don't sound like I slapped down whatever I was thinking at the time and actually make you guys laugh. As I put it earlier when asking a friend "It doesn't just sound like I put retard on a page, right?" I apologize if you're offended by the word retard. I'm not meaning to be offensive, I promise. I probably should have used the word 'stupid' instead, as that's really what I meant. That didn't help, did it? I blame society.
Maybe that's another issue. No one takes credit for their own faults. They always blame it on society or their parents or poor hygiene. Well, maybe not so much that last one. They'd probably blame poor hygiene on society, too. Regardless, maybe we should all try taking the blame of things that are actually our fault. The world might be a better place if people actually apologized and realized that they make mistakes. Now I'm sounding preachy. I'm sorry.
Maybe I just apologize too much. How many times have I said "sorry" or "apologize" in this post? Probably roughly seven, not counting those two times. If it's in quotes, it doesn't count.
So I have a feeling that, at this rate, there may be multiple posts per day. This will become a problem when I have to write things like an exegetical (big bible paper, for those not in the know), or a bible study, or the next great American novel. People will wonder why I didn't get them done in time, and all I'll have to show for it is a blog with a following of 7 people. Not that I don't appreciate you wonderful people, it's just that, well, I know you all. When I get my first follower I don't know personally, I will hold a party, and everyone will be invited. Except the person I don't know personally. They might be a serial murderer or crazy person, or have poor hygiene.
I think that's enough of my rambling for now. Here's that picture I promised you.
It's me and my friend LeAnn riding on a T-Rex that can shoot lasers from its eyes and fire from its mouth. It also has spikes and a scorpion stinger on its tail. Everything is labeled for your convenience. I may have drawn it during class one time when I was REALLY bored. But don't tell anyone.
UPDATE: Remember when I said it wasn't snowing much? That changed. I literally said "angst" when I saw it. It's snowing a lot more now.
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